Week 2 - Dolphins at Bengals

Only one word can sum up the Sunday night Showdown between the Fins and the Bengals: BORING. You know it is a rough game when the 50/50 draw in da shed at halftime garners more excitement than any of the four quarters, save the last four minutes maybe. Cincinnati’s Defensive line had a harder time getting through the turnstiles at Paul Brown stadium than they did getting through Miami’s weak O-line. The cast of “The View” would do a better job. I would trade Wade Smith for Star Jones any day. And Offense? Offense? Time to start punting on 1st and 10.

FINAL SCORE:   BENGALS 16 DOLPHINS 13

CHEERS TO:    The Dolphin “D” and the passion shown on the sideline by McMichael
JEERS TO:        The entire Offensive line, especially Wade Smith.

ALLY’S ALL STAR DOLPHIN:

Player Position Number Avg Inside 20 Long
Matt Turk P 10 40 3 50

DAWGS IN ATTENDANCE:

  • Sugar
  • JK
  • Cobbetto
  • RooK
  • Johnny 23
  • Monkey
  • Ralph
  • Barry
  • Timbo

    HONORABLE MENTION:

  • Colin (sheddawg wannabe) Sanderson
  • Neil (another SD wannabe) Power

    SHEDDAWG OF THE WEEK:

    Award discontinued due to differences of opinion

    ON THE GRILL:

    Pregame:      Burgers
    Post-game:    Newfie Cheese Steak

    ON TAP:

    Pittsburgh Steelers(1-1)

    “See you in da shed”
    Paul Brothers
    paulb@radio.fm

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