I’m such a baby yeah the Dolphins make me cry
-Hootie and
the Blowfish
THE LEAD ITEM TWO WORDS: OH. NO
I never thought I would have to use the
classic Hootie line at this point of the season. The dolphins are supposed to be
at least 3-1 right now. But 1-3? What? This team had one of the easiest opening
four games known to man. Opening night against a team without their starting QB;
Week 2 against a weak QB; Week 3 against the Titans, the third worst team in
football; and week 4 in Houston, the second worst team in football. And now they
find themselves in a major, major hole. I don’t know what to expect from the
rest of the season only to say to leave Daunte in and get him back to form for
next season. The dolphins stink. We’ve been duped by the media!! We’ve been
duped by SI. THE GAME
To be honest I never watched the
debacle. The Dolphins games are so far down the importance totem pole, nobody
was showing it on any screen in any bar in Halifax. So, instead I went to see
the Halifax Mooseheads play the St. John’s Fog Devils. Halifax were leading 11-2
in the second period (Groan) when I decided to find a TV with NFL scores. I
finally asked a bartender at the stadium and here’s how it went. Rook: What was the score of the
dolphins game? Bartender: Houston won 17-15 (laughs) Rook: What? Are you kidding? (everyone
around bar laughs because I am a dolphins fan) Bartender: I even picked that one.
17-15 is a pro-line tie. Miami sucks this year man. Rook: great. (Groannnnn) FINAL
SCORE: Houston 17 Miami 15 Cheers to:
Wes Welker. New record holder in dolphins kickoff return yardage Jeers to:
Miami for losing to Houston again!!! What is it with this team. Ally’s All
Star Dolphin: Marty Booker
Dawg-o-meter: 2 Melanie’s quote
of the week: “If
you continue to do what you've always done, you're going to continue to get what
you've always gotten. That's guaranteed." –Nick Saban THE GAME OUTSIDE
THE GAME A possible 1-800 number coming to the
Shed? Stay tuned... JUNGLE JIM’S PLAY
OF THE GAME Chris Chambers' Touchdown
catch again...although a little too late AGAIN.
DAWGS IN
ATTENDANCE
Shed Dawg Mike
Shed Dawg Corey
Shed Dawg Sean
Shed Dawg Aaron
Shed Dawg Phil
Shed Dawg Jeff
Shed Dawg Bryan
Shed Dawg Neil
PARTIAL
ATTENDANCE:
Shed Dawg Barry
Shed Dawg Johnny
ON THE GRILL
Pre Game: Burgers Half Time: Fried Chicken, Wedge Fries
and Salad TWID (this week
in dolphins history)
October 4, 1981. Wide receiver
Nat Moore sets Dolphin record (since broken) with 210 receiving yards (on seven
catches) as Miami and New York Jets play to 28-28 tie. Two days later Egyptian
president Anwar Sadat is assassinated by Islamic extremists during a military
parade in Cairo. They said that jihad made them do it. The more things change
the more they stay the same. Power outage: TSN Power Rankings: not available. ESPN: 23 and dropping NFL.com: 23 and dropping Mount Pearl Game
Day Temp:
65F ON TAP:
Oct 8, 2:30NL Time, Miami at New England (Groan) 