ROOK’S RECAP 1.0

“It’s the Same ol ’Same ol’ Situation”
- Motley Crue

FINAL SCORE: REDSKINS 16 DOLPHINS 13

OK, It’s the first Recap of the new season, hmm, let me make sure I’ve got everything ready to do this recap.

Wear a jersey of a player who is no longer on the team after showing much promise:

Orange Mcmichael #81                CHECK

Cold Beer brewed in city of residence:
 
Alexander Keiths’……………….CHECK

NFL Sunday Ticket to watch all 16 fins games:

Dad conned Bell into giving it to him for free this year. So it’s over to Dartmouth every Sunday to watch on the big screen..YEowww!!.........CHECK

Questionable Dolphins Quarterback:

Trent Green…………………….CHECK

Revamped Offensive line that is still weak:

I’m too lazy to right in the names but the HAIR on that Samson Satele!!! WOW …CHECK

Post-game Conversation with Sheddawg Mike about how this was a game we should have won:

CHECK

Feeling like this season will be just like the others where most recaps will have to talk about another Dolphins loss.

CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK

Cheers to: This is where I usually always said Wes Welker….but seems he’s stealing signs in New England now, lets go with Fred Smoot for dropping that INT.
Jeers to: David Martin is my Olindo Mare for this year. Get used to it. The McMichael release still stings.

Dawg-O-Meter: 6

Ally’s All-star dolphin: Trent Green

Bum of the week: David Martin

Melanie’s Quote of the week comes from Guest Dawg Steve Ryan in Calgary, in reference to Shed Dawg Mike saying he wished he woke up a Pats fan.

"But then you would have no wife and no kids...cuz you would be gay!"

THE GAME OUTSIDE THE GAME

Who cares!

JUNGLE JIM’S PLAY OF THE GAME

Trent Greens 1st Touchdown of the year

DAWGS IN ATTENDANCE

Shed Dawg Mike
Shed Dawg Corey
Shed Dawg Aaron
Shed Dawg Phil
Shed Dawg Jeff
Shed Dawg Bryan
Shed Dawg Neil
Shed Dawg Johnny

SPECIAL GUESTS IN ATTENDANCE

Cory
Malcolm (all the way from New Zealand!)
The Shed Pups Ally, Melanie and a visit from new Pups Olivia and Garrett.
Sweet Baby Patti  

ON THE GRILL

Newfie Cheesesteak
Sausages

ON TAP

Sunday, Sept 16, Dallas Cowgirls at Miami

“See you in da shed”
The Rook can be reached at paul@sheddawgs.com or Paul.Brothers@muchmusic.com

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