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Rooks Recap 2007

ROOK’S RECAP 5.0


“Sometimes you kick,

Sometimes you get kicked. ”
- INXS "Kick", 1987

 

FINAL SCORE: TEXANS 22 DOLPHINS 19

The Lead Item:
Butt Kicking

Sometimes you kick:
When you are 0-4 and have a shot at a 56 yard FG with a great kicker like Jay Feely, you kick.

Sometimes you get kicked:

Now the fins have been getting kicked all year,. but this game we really got kicked. As in 5 Field Goals from a kicker with a bad kicking foot!!! Do they write scripts this good in Hollywood?!?! Not only that but to rub it in even more, he kicked it from 57 yards out.

Cheers to: Ronnie Brown again!!! Really proving that Saban at least made one cool move in his tenure. His other draftmates,  Cadillac and Cedric Benson, aren’t doing too much.

Jeers to: The Dolphin D for looking so bad during Schaub’s last drive up the field.

Dawg-O-Meter: A heartbreaking 2.

Ally’s All-star dolphin:  A sympathy vote here for Trent Green. He tried his best to make something out of a broken play by throwing a cut-block on a 300+ pound linebacker. Proving no matter how stupid, he will do what it takes to get that win.

Bum(s) of the week:  Smirnoff cheerleaders from Web Weekend 07 pics..WOW!!!

Bums of the Week

Melanie’s Quote of the week

“Ronnie Brown should tear off that jersey and expose the S on his chest.”
---Jim "Mad Dog" Mandich---

You gotta love the Mad Dog and his passion!!!!

THE GAME OUTSIDE THE GAME

Knowing the season is over only 5 games in...."that definitely DOES Suck".

JUNGLE JIM’S PLAY OF THE GAME

Kris Brown kicking a game winning 57 yard field goal with 1 second left...too bad we didn't try the 54 yarder less then 2 minutes before that.

DAWGS IN ATTENDANCE

Shed Dawg Mike
Shed Dawg Corey
Shed Dawg Jeff
Shed Dawg Phil
Shed Dawg Aaron
Shed Dawg Neil
Shed Dawg Bryan

SPECIAL GUESTS IN ATTENDANCE

Dave Benoit

ON THE GRILL

Pregame: Hot Dawgs, Sausage
Halftime: Shed Dawg Chili

ON TAP

Sunday, Oct 14, Miami at Cleveland

“See you in da shed”
The Rook can be reached at paul@sheddawgs.com or Paul.Brothers@muchmusic.com

Copyright 2007.