ROOK’S RECAP 7.0

“Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, bless them all”
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Frank Sinatra, Here’s to the losers

 

FINAL SCORE: PATRIOTS 49 DOLPHINS 28

The Lead Item:


Imperfect. Season.

All roads for this Dolphins team point to an 0-16 record. And if you thought otherwise, think about this.

When we started the season we had hope and optimism. We had Trent Green, Ronnie Brown, Chris Chambers, Marty Booker, and the electric Ted Ginn Jr.

So much for hope and optimism.

Trent is gone
Ronnie is gone
Renaldo is gone
Chris Chambers is gone
And many many more are gone.

So to quote the legendary Newfoundland band Buddy Wassisname and the other fellers:

“Shes gone by’ She’s gone”

0-16 here we come.

Cheers to: Ronnie Brown for giving us a reason to watch this ugly games. I don’t know what I am going to do without you man.

Jeers to: Cleo Lemon for throwing the INT that eventually led to Ronnie’s injury.

Dawg-O-Meter: 0

Ally’s All-star dolphin:  Ted Ginn Jr.

Bum(s) of the week:  The entire Dolphin secondary. My god Randy Moss made you look so bush league.

Melanie’s Quote of the week

“Lucky for Miami this was a loser leaves the country game.”
-NBC analyst Chris Collinsworth

*There were many references to Miami being so shitty “they had to leave the country” jokes.

THE GAME OUTSIDE THE GAME

Still waiting to see when Cam finally puts in John Beck and actually dresses Lorenzo Booker.

JUNGLE JIM’S PLAY OF THE GAME

Jason Taylors pick six...too bad it was against the back up and not Tom Brady.

DAWGS IN ATTENDANCE

Shed Dawg Mike
Shed Dawg Corey
Shed Dawg Jeff
Shed Dawg Aaron
Shed Dawg Bryan
Shed Dawg Johnny


SPECIAL GUESTS IN ATTENDANCE

Bern


ON THE GRILL

Spinach Cheese Dip, Surprise Dip
(The Dawgs were actually to depressed to grub up!)

ON TAP

Sunday, Oct 28, NY Giants vs. Miami (played at Wembley Stadium in London, England)

“See you in da shed”
The Rook can be reached at paul@sheddawgs.com or Paul.Brothers@muchmusic.com

Copyright 2007.

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